Doing a meme purely for the sake of procrastination.

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Me, I just chose the first twelve characters that came to mind...which are from varying fandoms. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. Here are mine.

1. Kai (Beyblade)
2. Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
3. Renji (Bleach)
4. Yuna (Final Fantasy X, X-2)
5. Urahara (Bleach)
6. Tifa (Final Fantasy VII)
7. Jounouchi (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
8. Hitsugaya (Bleach)
9. Malik (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
10. Ichigo (Bleach)
11. Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist)
12. Aizen (Bleach)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Tifa/Winry) fic? Do you want to?
No, no I haven't. It would certainly be an 'interesting' read, though I'm not too much into the Yuri myself, being female and all.

2. Do you think Four (Yuna) is hot? How hot?
Yeah, speaking purely from a generalized idea of what 'males' approve off, I'd say she's pretty hot.Dunno how hot though, considering how much pr0n of her exists out there, though, I'd say pretty hot.

3. What would happen if Twelve (Aizen) got Eight (Hitsugaya) pregnant?
This couldn't have played out better if I had planned it. What would happen? A little part inside me would die. Actually its already dead since, now that I think about it, someone's probably actually written that. It's quite a horrifying thought, though..... it might make an interesting fic if the characters were treated IC, but that's near impossible considering the subject matter.

4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Malik)?
Ugh, sadly no. It's been forever and a century since I've read any Yu-Gi-Oh! fic, never mind the rare 'good' Malik fic.

5. Would Two (Kaiba) and Six (Tifa) make a good couple?
Actually, I think they would! Tifa's tough enough to beat the stick right out of his ass, and the emo into the next century. I mean, not like she doesn't have practice from fixing up Cloud. XD

6. Five/Nine (Urahara/Malik) or Five/Ten (Urahara/Ichigo)? Why?
Hrm..Urahara/Ichigo I'd have to say. They're from the same fandom and all. That said, if somebody wrote a good Urahara/Malik fic....I'd be there.

7. What would happen if Seven (Jounouchi) walked in on Two (Kaiba) and Twelve (Aizen) having sex?
Ow...my brain. Jounouchi would freak and Aizen would... Actually knowing Aizen it'd prolly be an illusion and he'd be sitting invisible in a corner going 'lol.'

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Renji/Ichigo) fic.
"All spirits possess the potential of becoming hollow. Renji is no excuse to this rule and when he becomes taken over by the beast within it'll take a team effort with Ichigo in the lead to stop him."

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Kai/Hitsugaya) fluff?
No, and the thought of that makes me sad. I'd love reading such fluff, not the least reason for which being the fact that both characters are so much alike and both are very un-fluffy.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Jounouchi/Aizen) hurt/comfort fic.
"Deluded Visions"

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Yuna) to deflower One (Kai)?
Oh wow, what a pairing. Hrm... Birthday party! The famouse I'm-finally-legal-so-I'll-go-get-drunk kind of birthday part, aaaand a visit to the brothel. Yessssssssss. *evil laughter*

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Jounouchi) slash?
I don't have much of a friends list, but those people I do know... I don't know whether they read Yu-Gi-Oh! at all, nevermind Jou-slash.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Renji) het?
I know plenty of people that read that, I'm one too.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Winry)?
I don't know anyone who does that. *sad*

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Kaiba/Yuna/Urahara)?
Errr... no. I don't think ANYONE does that (rule 34, I know). But, for some strange reason, that grouping kinda sounds hot. >.>

16. What might Ten (Ichigo) scream at a moment of great passion?
"Ahh!" ? He's not exactly one for using words when it ain't necessary. To be honest the first thing that came to my mind was "Wryyyyyyyyy!" but that's just my net-kid speaking.

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Hitsugaya), which song would you choose?
Tears of the Dragon by Bruce Dickinson. It's about dragons and it's about cold and ice, hey it fits. It's also a somewhat emo song which seems to be a requirement of songfics.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Kai/Tifa/Aizen) fic, what would the warnings be?
Pedophilia, Non-consensual, probably gore and torture, and voyerism.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Kaiba) to use on Ten (Ichigo)?
My brain fails me on this one. If such a fic were ever written I don't think there'd be any one particular line that could be identified as a 'ick up line,' provided it's in character, of course.

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Urahara)?
A little over a month, I don't really go out of my way to look for Urahara fic much.

21. What is Six's (Tifa) super-sekrit kink?
Umm.....tight leather and object penetration?

22. Would Eleven (Winry) shag Nine (Malik)? Drunk or sober?
Um...no. Neither drunk or sober. Now if Malik was going through one of his psychotic dissociative phases, then I can see him raping Winry, that's for certain.

23. If Three (Renji) and Seven (Jounouchi) get together, who tops?
They're both characters that are commonly identified as 'dogs' in the fandom, so this very idea entertains me greatly. Either way, I'd say Renji tops since he's older and a more forceful persona than Jounouchi.

24. "One (Kai) and Nine (Malik) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Malik) suddenly runs with Four (Yuna). One (Kai), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Winry) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Aizen), then follows the wise advice of Five (Urahara) and finds true love with Three (Renji)."
What title would you give this fic?

*Gapes* I am dumbfounded by the entire concept, although I have to say it would be sooooo in character for Urahara to be dispenser of 'wise advice.' I'd call it "Cross the Ball Park." No particular reason why, just the first thing that comes to mind.

24b. Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
Erm...none. XD

24c. Name one person who should write it.
I'd write it! I don't think anyone else would.

25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Jounouchi/Hitsugaya) was canon?
The yaoi-fan in me would be very very pleased. ^__^